My neighbours little boy spent one very hot summer on the beach with his father- who every time a pretty girl went buy used to say "Get 'em off, get 'em off - show us what you've got". One winter evening there was a fluttering at the window and the boy asked his father what it was and the father replied that it was a moth looking for the light - the boy then asked "What - a getamoth?" - Out of the mouths of babes .....
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that at the beach town where we spent the summer, they took the sidewalks in for the winter.— Missy
- I asked my father what holy water was. He told me it was the priest's bathwater. — Gwen
- When i was child, i used to think my father was my father christmas.— BeB's
- Until I was about 15, I beleived my Father was the person who sang the "Cheers" TV Show Theme Song.— Dustin
- "Our father, with Art in Heaven, how do you know my name?"Anon
- our father which art in heaven,Harold be thy name— oddsox