When I was younger, I was totally convinced that the only person who knew everything was George Washington, and that he was still alive. I told my mother that someday I would meet him, and I would ask him how many people knew everything, and he would respond, "Why, just me, of course!" (OBVIOUSLY because he knew everything.)
A childhood belief about history

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the lower level of the George Washington Bridge in NYC was named Martha Washington— Shayne
- I used to believe that I was the only person in the entire world who knew about my favorite ratio station.— Gillian
- When I was liitle I used to think that God looked like george WashingtonAnon
- Good looked exactly like George Washington.
I have no idea where I got this.— Leen - I used to believe that George Washington died and turned into a bridge.— lara dean
- Even though I knew about Roman numerals when I was younger, I thought that there was 11 world wars.Anon