As a child I was absolutely certain that my anus could not possibly open wide enough to let out even a typical sized turd, not to even mention an especially large one. So I was sure that when one pooped, turds somehow magically materialized outside one's anus, giving only the illusion that they actually came out through it. Funny how i never thought to wish that they would materialize just a tad farther out from my anus, so I'd never have to wipe my butt!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- I used to belive I was the only person with a buttcrack because I ripped my butt open as a baby— FC
- i thought the chunks in blue cheese dressing were bunny turds because we had a rabbit and my mom told me soAnon
- I was sure I had it figured out: exploding turds caused farts.— al
- I used to think that if you held a turd in for more than an hour it would give you bad breath— phil
- I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.— Butters.