when i was little my mom asked me if i knew where god was. when she asked i ran out of the room thinking that god was missing and i was being blamed for it. now my dad tells that story all the time when he preaches at church.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- The very first time I saw a globe (of Earth, yes) I asked where "College" was located.— Shade
- One time my brother asked my mom why mosquitoes bite. She said it was because children are bad.— sue
- when i was little i asked what time midnight mass started.
i honestly had no idea.— what time?? - I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- I used to believe that every time I went to church, I got "points" to go to heaven. — Poxy