When i was nine the neighbor's dog would jump on me and hump me. I used to believe he wanted a piggy back ride. Now I know it is wrong.
A childhood belief about cats and dogs
others believed things like this
- i thought there was a door in the back of the tv and if you wanted to be on tv you just walk in— fred
- I use to think labor day was neighbor day where you would go out and visit all your neighbors.— euphonic
- My brother once referred to the neighbor as a lesbian (she was Lebanese...)Anon
- when I was a kid my neighbor told me if I picked my nose I would poke out my eye. I believe him. — Jane
- I used to believe that you had to sit in the splitz to ride a kayak! — Anna
- When I was 3, my neighbor told me she was a witch and she said Godzilla was going to step on my house.— Grayson