when I was around 3 years old I was convinced that the alphabet went like this;
A,C,D,C, F and G. ache 'n jakey (or at least I sounded like that) L,and don't forget the P, Q or S, tee-e-vee, double-your X, then the Zex.
no matter what anyone told me It was always like this. My mother evan tryed puting a tape of someone singing the alphabet in my room when I went to sleep. I would I always sing along to it, (in my own way of corse!)
I swear this is completly true and my parents have it on tape. Strangly enough I knew the french alphabet perfectly (I am Canadian) but I didn't knew the proper english one until I was about 6.
Today I teach english to middle school children and this is always a good story to tell the children. :)
A childhood belief about spelling

others believed things like this
- i really thought that "key" was a secret letter to the alphabet that only i knew.— amber
- When I was learning the alphabet, i got mixed up in the middle and went; Lema nema pee... insead of L M N O P— Lemon
- I used to believe there were two "N"'s in the alphabet. As in... L, M, N, O, P..... and X, Y, N, Z.— kim
- I used to belive there were two N's in the alphabet, one after M and one before Z.Anon
- When I was little I thought that you said minnow in the alphabet. You know m, n, o...— Brandy
- My cousin, who's my age always thought there were two n's in the alphabet. 'l-m-N-o-p' and 'w-x-y-N-z'— Ashley