When i was little i used to think that aliens controlled the toilet. If the lid was down, i'd have to enter a long, complicated code into the toilet by punching invisible digits on the lid before I could use the restroom. I messed myself a few times as a result of this long code. However, if I failed to enter the code or entered it incorrectly, the aliens would kill me on the crapper. And that to my young mind would have been the ultimate embarassment--to die on the crapper, just like elvis
A childhood belief about fear of
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that switching the light on and off was morse code to burglarsAnon
- I used to be convinced that there were bald-headed beige aliens outside my toilet window.— Phil
- when I was a child, everynight I used to think that the aliens would come to my bed to kill me!!!— maRc
- I used to think that roaches were aliens because it was hard to kill them. I'm still not so sure I was wrong.— Dev
- I used to believe that if I sat on the toilet too long a snake would come up and bite me.— Cheesemonkey
- I used to believe that Limabeans would kill you if you didn't eat them.
I flushed them down the toilet.— Lima