For many, many years (even into adulthood), I actually thought that when I called someone and got a busy signal, my call would wait in a "queue" until the other end of the line would become available. Then, one day, I was at work trying to call for limited tickets to an event and I wanted to be the first in line. So, I called and when i got a busy signal, I just kept the phone off the hook, thinking that sooner or later someone would pick up the phone. My co-worker figured out what I was trying to do and clued me in....No wonder!! I had waited for hours all my life to no avail. All I had to do was hang up and try again.
A childhood belief about telephones

others believed things like this
- I always thought that my relatives were really tiny, and inside my phone when I talked to them on the phone.Anon
- I used to think that the turn signal told my mom where to go.— Jenna
- Whenever I went to bed, I use to believe that when i flicked my light on and off I would signal aliens. — Laura.
- I always wanted to use the telephone to call Jesus, Santa and Superman— Alex Burghart
- I used to believe that the last line of Row Row Row Your Boat was 'Life is butter dream'.— Mindless Misfit
- I used to think that the line in the song "Life in the Fast Lane" was "Fights in the Bat Plane".Anon