For the longest time, I used to think that males had "peanuts." I never understood, of course, why it was also something we ate.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i thought chickens laid peanuts.
— pikl - I used to believe that peanuts were a daily must to strengthen the memory like elephants — Qb Cheese
- i used to believe that males' poo came out of their willies— Helen W
- For the longest time I was sure my cat could read my mind.Anon
- When i was about 4 or 5, for the longest time, i believed that the preist of our church was god.— hunnybee
- For the longest time I thought 90210 was a sitcom Anon