When I was young, I used to believe that the money put into collection plates at church was actually sent to God; that after the church service was over, the pastor would go outside and leave the plate behind the building, and God would come and get it once everybody left. Didn't realize until some time later that the church itself used the money.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I thought you were supposed to take money out of the collection at church.— Wangchuk
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- I used to believe that every time I went to church, I got "points" to go to heaven. — Poxy
- When i was about 4 or 5, for the longest time, i believed that the preist of our church was god.— hunnybee
- I used to believe that coin change could turn into actual paper money if you left it alone for a long time. — Marcus O