I used to think in kindergarten and first grade that if you got 'kicked out of school' for failing, misbehaving, or whatever, that the principal would come and take you to the door of the school and literally kick you out.
A childhood belief about classes

others believed things like this
- Right when I started school, I believed that you could get kicked out of school for chewing gum. — Rheeb
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- I used to think making straight A's in school was literally writing A's straight. Anon
- When I was a child, I used to think that one day my brother and I would be in the same grade at school.— Alexis Yahir López
- When a "mean girl" in early grade school asked me if I was a virgin I answered "no I am catholic."— Hilary
- I used to believe that my school teachers lived inside the school and my school bus driver lived on the bus. Anon