I thought that the day started at 5:00 A.M. I would always get mad when people said the day started at Midnight. And when they said that 1:00 P.M. was 13:00 in military time, I was wondering why they had 13 instead of 8.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I thought there was no midnight in military time; instead, it’d be 24:00.— Enrico
- when i was little i asked what time midnight mass started.
i honestly had no idea.— what time?? - That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- I thought my age started at 4, because I couldn't recall any mention of my age before.Anon
- When I first started to develop my breasts I thought it meant I was producing milk— trisha
- when i first started school i thought the teachers lived in the school and slept on the tables.— emma