When I was little, I saw a movie where two people went up to a glass wall in a hospital and pointed to a baby and said, "Look! That's our baby!" I thought this meant that people laid out babies in hospitals attached to churches, and after people got married they'd go and pick out their baby next door.
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- That because Gerber Baby Food had a baby on it real babies were put in there. Thanks a lot cousin!— Nicole
- on "highway to hell" i always thought it goes "baby see, baby do" instead of "hey satan, payin´ my dues"— Miss Understood
- I thought when you get married you have to fill out a form to get a baby and then you get one.— Danielle
- when I was little I used to think you had to have a baby before you got married!— Supergirl
- I used to believe that a baby shower was a tiny bathtub with a showerhead just for the baby.— Amy
- I thought baby oli was made from pressed babies.Anon