I thought the Beatle's song "I wanna hold your hand" went "I wanna colder hand" And I thought how awful it was that they were criticizing their girlfriends' hands.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to sing at the top of my voice "OLD GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN"— claire
- I used to think that my right hand wasn't my right hand anymore if I turned around.— Mike
- I used to hold my hand over my hair whenever i left the house and it was windy incase my hair blew away— lisa
- When I was a kid I thought babies where made when people hold hands and kissed nude...— Ryan
- I thought second-hand smoke was bought off eBayAnon
- I thought that the word Copyright was like copying your right hand on the copier.Anon