When i was like 8 me and my friends had a "band".
we called it a band but we really argued more than we played. so anyway, i used to think that f**k meant be quiet,so whenever or drum guy started playing, i would look at him and say, "f**k your drums, u suck!" he would look at me shocked. i also didn't know what "u suck" refered to.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- i used to believe the song "band on the run" was "band on the rug"— someone
- My little sister told all her friends that Clint Eastwood was the singer of the band Gorrilaz.. ^^;
— Saffy - I used to think that R n' B were a bandAnon
- I used to believe that when a song came on the car radio, the band was sitting on top of our van.Anon
- I used to think that maxi pads were big band-aids.— Keesha
- I used to believe that the toilet would suck me down if I flushed it.— :-)