I never could hear very well, and I remember in Kindergarten that the teacher was calling roll and everyone was saying "present." I was very excited because I thought I was going to get a present! Then, in first grade the same thing happened again and I was really sad cause I never got my present!
A childhood belief about classes

others believed things like this
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- I remember a girl in my kindergarten class told me she wanted to be a waterfall when she grew up.Anon
- im grade 2, my teacher said that she was 2000 years old and i belived her— ---pepsi---
- I used to think that dreams were events that really happened, I just couldn't remember them when I was awake.— Warren