When I was about four, I'd call my Grandmama up every day to tell her how things were invented. Our conversations went like this:
"Grandmama! Guess how the toaster was invented?"
"How?"
"Well, the cavemen went to the city and picked up some rubbish from the streets, like soda cans, juice boxes, and old socks. Then Fred Flintstone melted them all together and made a toaster!!"
A childhood belief about technology
others believed things like this
- When I was little, I was told that God made people of every color.....I was sure he used a big toaster.— stormy
- I used to think that the toast would never pop out of the toaster if you watched it while you were waiting.Anon
- I Believed that somthing took the bread from the toaster and replaced it with toast.— Shukun
- I used to think that little bakers lived in the toaster who baked the bread and pushed it back up.— Karen K
- I used to believe that I actually invented the word "excellent".— poop jacket
- I used to believe that I invented the X Y coordinate system.Anon