At my grandparents' house, my brother and I were fighting over the blueberry muffins. Both of us wanted the muffin with the most blueberries showing on the top. In order to stop our fighting, my grandfather told us that the muffins with very few blueberries on top actually had the most inside. So, we started fighting over those!
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- My brother used to think "Kung-Fu Fighting" was actually "When It Comes To Fighting."— The Pacifist
- Until I was about eight I thought that there had been actual fighting during the Cold War.— Miss Taken
- I used to gag when I ate english muffins because the holes in the bread looked like nostrils.Anon
- I think thunder is the clouds fighting and bashing eachother and lightning is fire balls from the sun.— Crazy Cowgirl MADI
- I thought “guerrilla tactics” meant fighting like a gorilla— beating your chest and that sort of thing.— Kai
- that Guerilla Warfare was called "Gorilla Warfare" and it's about fighting gorillasAnon