in 4th grade, me and a bunch of people were coming up with words that rhymed with "Mitch" because he was a guy there, so there was like fitch glitch etc, but i couldnt remember if it was "bitch" or "ditch" that was bad, so i yelled out as loud as i could "BITCH" then the whole teachers table looked at our table...lol
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- i used to think the "Smack my Bitch Up" song by Prodigy was "Snap my picture"..like Snap my pic-cha!
Anon - I used to believe that, in a deep and profound kind of way, the words "door knob" rhymed with "said so". — Katie
- I used to believe that there were red and black spiders underneath the table in the toilet.— Phil
- I used to think that the sleep in my eyes at the breakfast table were toast crumbs.— crawford
- i used to believe that a ghost lived under my bed and that a giant lived under our dining room table.— nameless
- I used to believe that mosquito larvae were baby hammerhead sharks. Made the ditch a very dangerous place!— Karen