My 4th grade daughter recently spent the night with her friend who is a member of the Church of of Latter Day Saints. She then went with their family to church the next day.
Upon returning home the next day, and knowing that her father grew up in this church (not practicing now though) she asked him,
"Daddy, where you do YOU keep your Book of Norman?"
We are bad parents and still haven't told her the correct name.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- I was sad for many years because my aunt once told me I would go to hell for farting in church!— Tara
- I was told that if your ever swore in church, as you walked out God would strike you with a bolt of lightning.— Lou
- when i was little i thought god changed my name the first day i went to church— stephanie
- That the city of Christchurch was a big church which everybody lived in.— Christine