When my sister was younger, she couldn't pronounce words very well. Me, my mom, and her were playing trivial pursuit when she my sister was about 10. Her job (cause she didn't like playing) was to read all the answers to me and my mom. We couldn't quite figure out what a pe-neese (accent on the neese) was....until we looked at the card and it said penis.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- when i was really young, i couldn't figure out why i can't get older than my older sister.— angela
- When my sister was about 9 or 10 she used to pronounce "chaos" like "chows"Anon
- As a child, my twin sister and I used to pronounce `Spaghetti' as `Mastaghetti'. Sounds a bit rude, no? Anon
- My Sister Used To Believe She Could Fly By Driniking Water From A Magic Forton. I Told She Couldn't.— Zoe
- I used to believe that a boy's penis came out of his bellybutton, so you couldn't see it all the time.Anon
- i used to think that if i didn't celebrate my birthday each year my younger sister would catch up with me— q