when I was little I thought that everyone was the same religion.
Anyway I'm Roman Cathiolic, and before Easter we have this thing called Lent, and we don't eat meat on Fridays. One Friday When I was in second grade my best friend started to eat a balongna sandwhich and I nearly tackled her...I was screaming, "What are YOU DOING?? That's a baloney sandwhich! It's meat!" Needless to say she was very confused and freaked out. It turned out she was a Baptist!
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- Until I was about 11, I thought it was called a 'Girl Cheese' sandwhich.— Chris
- When you are very poor you "can't make end's meat." End's meat is some sort of cheap very low quality meat.— Betty
- When I was six my sister told me Meat Pies were made from mashed up rats...to this day I can't eat a Meat Pie.— Jamie
- my brother used to believe that Ground Chuck meat was actually groundhog meat. Anon
- I used to think doner kebabs were called that because the animals donated their meat for it— Jordan
- I also thought that meat balls were made from testicals— Glenn