My father, trying to explain maps to me, aged six, showed me Australia and said,"That's where we live". It didn't look much like our house, but adults have funny ways of representing things. But I thought I had it all worked out, and triumphantly said, "And that's where Leonie lives!", pointing to New Guinea, just to the north (Leonie was my friend who lived across the road). Dad patiently explained that it was New Guinea, but I knew that we had lived in New Guinea when I was smaller, and that I had never lived in Leonie's house, so put the whole conversation down to overactive adult imagination.
A childhood belief about places

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you held a Guinea pig upside down, it's eyes would fall out.— james
- When i was small i used to think god lived on top of my house and the devil lived right underneath it.— Missuss D
- I used to believe that a little boy lived under my house and ate all the poop 'cuz he had nothing else to eat.— RockSorceress
- I used to believe that California was my house, not the state I lived in.— Katie
- I used to believe that the moon lived on top of our house because I could always see it from the window.— Classic NYer
- I was sure that Adelaide (where I lived) was the capital of Australia because they both started with
"A"— fiona