when i was little i had a childrens bible (you know, easy to read, censored, pictures.) Anyways, the children's bible refered to sex as "lying down with eachother". When i read about a woman being forced to "lie down" with a man, i'm all "That's not a punishment!". Then it said, "She soon gave birth to 14 children" I was worried cuz i used to lay next to my mom all the time!
A childhood belief about getting pregnant

others believed things like this
- if you read the bible in the dark your eyes would pop out— chriistabelle
- I thought that Samson and Solomon from the Bible were the same person for the longest time...— Laura G.
- This may sound absurd but I thought the numbers next to the Bible versus said what time the person said it at!— Biomeka
- When I was a kid, I believed that bible school was "beauty school", and called it that all the time.— Dana
- I used to believe that a woman gave birth by pressing her belly button and the baby popped out.
— Tasha K - I was convinced that children weren't humans, only adults were, children were a total different race!— Leda