i used to think whatever you ate...just digested and would never see it....until one day i ate a pice of string.......later that day..i went to the bathroom and saw the same string attached to one of the turds....
A childhood belief about eating

others believed things like this
- My mother, the good Catholic, thought that Jesus, being a string bean (supreme being) was really skinny.— Mark D
- I was sure I had it figured out: exploding turds caused farts.— al
- i thought the chunks in blue cheese dressing were bunny turds because we had a rabbit and my mom told me soAnon
- I used to believe planes flew by being attached by strings like a kite.Anon
- I used to believe that China was attached to the United States somewhere up near Washington state.Anon
- My Dad told me that biting my nails would result in a large toenail being attached to my stomach lining.— LindaAG