Until I was 13 I thought Sigmund Freud was a tap dancer. I don't know why I thought this.
A childhood belief about history

others believed things like this
- I used to think Freud was pronounced frood, and that "Froid" was a separate person with a different name!— Gracie
- i thought in elton john's "tiny dancer'' the chorus was "hold me closer tony danza"— d.a.
- I used to think the lyrics to Elton John's Tiny Dancer were "hold me closer Tony Danza."— kstawitz
- My friend used to believe that the lyrics to Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" were:
"Hold me closer Tony Danza"— I'm with stupid - We had an antique lamp that I thought was hideous and for years I thought "Art Deco" was a synonym for ugly.Anon
- When I was younger I thought MTV was an x-rated station because I thought M stood for Mature.— Aeris