In Paul Simon's song, "Still Crazy After All These Years", I used to think the line, "And I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers" was "And I would not be caught dead wearing jewelry in my ears."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Paul Simon was my cousin. He isn't.Anon
- I told someone once that my favorite band was the Funkel brothers- Simon and Garth.
(Simon & Garfunkel)— Josie - for my little sis -
Paul McCarty song "Band on the Run" but when she sang it it was "Man has the Runs"Anon - In Beyonce's song 'Crazy in Love', I always thought she said 'Daisy right now'.Anon
- I used to believe when a person was convicted of a crime and sent to prison, his lawyer went to prison, too.— Tara
- I used to think that the song"Stayin Alive" said "Staying In Line" like at school when I was little. — MacKenzie