A friend of mine told me that there was a disease called 12 Year Penis Syndrome, and it made it so that when an afflicted girl turned twelve she would grow a penis and turn into a man. I believed this for a while, until I was 15 and brought it up in biology class. Needless to say, the teacher was pretty amused that I believed it
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a penis was called a bobby because my mum told me... I believed this until I was 15.— Patricia
- I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.Anon
- im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my ownAnon
- i believed that penis's were hotdogs— Justin (Visualizer)
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne