when i was little my unkle tony(who is funny but really discusting) told my that farts were magical and to put them in a jar. well i did and i actully pooped in it once!
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- When I was in preschool, the class bully told me that peas were actully cow boogers. Still won't eat peas.— Ren
- My mom used to think the song "Theres a bad moon on the rise" actully said "Theres a bathroom on the right."— MacKenzie
- my mom told me that if i held in too many farts, i would explode. i took it seriously.— ginger
- I used to think Timmy Mallet was Tony Robinson.— Tom
- I used to believe that if i didn't eat all my frosties Tony the Tiger would come and eat me— Frostie