i used to belive that showing ur undies was a sign of power and the better undies ur have the better vagina/penis u have.( so embarrassing and childish).......
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that a penis was the same as a vagina except really long— *stupid*
- i used to believe that if you have sex for too long, the penis would stay in your vagina— Angela
- i used to think that having sex was licking the persons vagina or penis until u got tiredAnon
- i used to belive when i got an erection that if i bent my penis it would break like a bone— beep41
- I thought for the longest time that a No Standing traffic sign meant no person should stand near that sign.— Shannon
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon