When I was around 4 or 5, I noticed that I didn't have any boobs like my mother(She's around DD-E), so I walked into my mom and dad's room, pulled up my shirt, and pointed to my nipples and said, "Mom, are these my balls??" because I thought since I didn't have boobs, they were then balls.
Now, I've grown own of my "balls" and have my mother's boobs :(
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- when i was about 4 or 5, i believed that if i pulled on my nipples, i'd grow up and have big boobs.
— JW - I used to think that girls had "balls" and not boys, and the "balls" were slang for breastsAnon
- i always thought it was Grape Balls of Fire instead of Great Balls of Fire— Courtney
- I used to believe that if I fell asleep lying on my front that my boobs wouldn't grow. And they didn't.— Booey
- For some reason i used to think that condom was another name for your boobs! — Claire
- WHEN I WAS LITTLE I USED TO THINK THAT GIRLS GET BOOBS BY ONE DAY GOING TO SLEEP AND IT JUST HAPPENS— J.C