I used to believe that all those discounts for seniors were for high school and college seniors. I always wondered what they needed that they got so many discounts for. It took me a while to figure out they meant old people.
A childhood belief about going shopping

others believed things like this
- I used to think the Senior Center was where all the high school seniors got to hang out and cut class— Jordan
- I used to believe that you got married right after you finished high school or college. Anon
- I thought that wars had to last four years... just like high school and college.— A. Falk
- I used to believe my dad was the best male figure in the world and wondered why he wasn't president already.— Ivy :)
- When I was young, I honestly believed that I would die before I reached high school. Anon
- Until I was in High School, I really thought that the "underground railroad" was under the ground.— S