I used to think that in the song "Tiny Dancer," instead of saying "Hold me closer tiny dancer," they were actually saying "Hold me closer Tony Danza."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think the lyrics to Elton John's Tiny Dancer were "hold me closer Tony Danza."— kstawitz
- My friend used to believe that the lyrics to Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" were:
"Hold me closer Tony Danza"— I'm with stupid - i thought in elton john's "tiny dancer'' the chorus was "hold me closer tony danza"— d.a.
- i used to believe the sunset was better in California cause it was closer to the sun— hazel
- I used to believe that the closer it was to Sunday, the worse your sins were.— heathen
- If you hold your breath and make a wish under a highway tunnel it will come true....I still hold my breath :)— aj