This is really stupid but I heard someone on TV say 'son of the b....' and I thought he said 'son of the beach'.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I never used to take shower after going to the beach, because i thought that tans washed off right away.Anon
- I thought that pornography just meant pictures of naked people. For example a photoshoot on a nudist beachAnon
- I used to think that at night at the beach the government would turn off the waves.— Caitlin
- I used to believe that the foam that sometimes washes up on the beach was shark saliva... — Tiffany
- whenever i heard a melody, i thought it stuck in my stomach when i heard it in my mindAnon
- When I was eight, I loved Madonna's "Papadompe Beach." Didn't get why she was in trouble, though....— tncatboy