When I was in elementary school, I hung out with some of the cool girls in school and we were always competing with the other cool girls in different classes, starting trends like making up clubs and stuff (like the spice girls club!) Well, in 7th grade, (middle school) my friend Libby, me and a few other girls all knew this turkey named Turkey, and he was a really funny turkey, gobbling and strutting around my middle school and stuff. Turkey didnt have all the same classes as us, so when Libby and I were in History class, Turkey would come by and wave hi to us, making sure our teacher didnt see. One day Libby saw Turkey at the door and told me. We both looked over and waved to him. Well, our teacher saw this and asked who we were waving at. Libby and I were at a loss for words, but it was really damn funny.
A childhood belief about imaginary friends

others believed things like this
- Up until I was 10 I used to believe turkey was vegetarian.Anon
- I used to think Hungary and Turkey were the same country... I have no idea where that came from...— Skylla
- I thought people from Turkey actually praised turkeys...Anon
- I used to believe Turkey day was a Turkish holiday. Then why are we celebrating it in America?— Lecia
- I used to believe that you could quit smoking by eating cold turkey:)— Loren
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell