when i was small i used to think that french was just a distorted form of english and was convinced that i could speak it!!
A childhood belief about foreign languages

others believed things like this
- i used to think that french was english backwards!— ---pepsi---
- I used to believe that my dog could speak English, but he just didn't feel like it.— Mariah
- I remember thinking that non-English speakers were much smarter because they could speak "so much faster." Anon
- I used to think everyone in the world knew and thought in English, but choose to speak different languages. Anon
- I would speak in gidderish, convinced that it was some foreign language I had never heard of— Molly
- I had my wife convinced that Steven Hawking made his fortune as the original voice for the speak N spell toy.Anon