When me and my friend were younger we thought that guys balls held olives and that whenever guys were hungry they could just unbutton their balls and eat the olives stored inside.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought the Mountain of Olives was made out of Olives— Tanuki
- i use to believe guys could have a random # of balls but the maximum was 4— bookie
- A friend of mine thought that some olives grew with red edible pits (pimentos).— HA
- I used to think that girls had "balls" and not boys, and the "balls" were slang for breastsAnon
- i always thought it was Grape Balls of Fire instead of Great Balls of Fire— Courtney
- pimento olives caused women to become pregnant— fancy pants