My best friends daughter Elizabeth was singing the song Afternoon Delight with us and instead of that she sang, "Afternoon tonight"
My son calls the washing maching the washing MaCLean.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if I put my arm in the washing machine while it was going that it would rip off.— Hannah
- That "This morning" was "The Smorning"
And "This afternoon" was "The Safternoon"
Yeah....Anon - I used to think that bidets were for washing babies!— Helen
- I used to believe that when the sky was pink, late at the afternoon, the angels made cookies!— Bella
- I used to think that when it rained,it meant God was washing his hands Anon
- I believe that it would rain when God would be having a shower or washing his clothes.— Karina