You know that song 'Heven is a Halfpipe' that goes:
'If I die before I wake
At least in heaven, I can skate,
'Cos right now on earth, I can't do jack,
Without the man upon my back.'
I was only little when I first heard it, and my friend and I had started to learn to skateboard. We were very confused by the last couple of lyrics in the chorus, but in the end, we decided that 'Jack' was a trick that we hadn't heard of, and this guy was really crap at it, and had to have the inventor of the trick on his back, telling him what to do all the time, and in heaven, he'd be able to do 'Jack' perfectly.
I'm forteen now, and I only realised the other day!
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- "She's got the Jack" by ACDC was "She's got the Clap".— Cybela
- I thought Jack was a nickname for Jackery ( like Zack and Zachary).— Bootlebat
- I used to believe that tornadoes were spinning jack-o-lanterns in the air bent on destroying my house.Anon
- Since the girls name Jackie is short for Jacqueline, I thought the boys name Jack was short for JackalAnon
- I used to belive that Jack Frost was a real man! and that he came and painted frost on the windows at night.— Tom
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon