when my 5th grade sex ed teacher was talking about dialation during childbirth, I raised my hand and asked" what does her eye-sight have to do with anything?"
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- My teacher held out a hand to say, "stop" but I thought she wanted a high-five.Anon
- I thought the big hand was for the hour and the smaller one was for the minutes until i was in third grade.— Time Challenged
- im grade 2, my teacher said that she was 2000 years old and i belived her— ---pepsi---
- When I was in sixth grade I thought that "oral" sex meant talking about sex.— Duh
- In my second grade class everyone thought that sexual intercourse was "TALKING DIRRTY".— Israel Bliss