As a kid, my Mom and Aunt would make fun of me and sing this song about how I had a freckle on my butt. I hated this stupid freckle, and would lay in bed at night and worry about how embarrassed I would be when I finally grew up, got married and had to be naked in front of my husband. I sincerely belived that he would be totally grossed out by my butt freckle.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think my belly bottom was my "front butt" lol i know...stupid!— Megan
- My dad told me that the reason feet were stinky was because they grew out of your butt.— Veronika
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon
- i used to believe that when you had diahria you were peeing out of your butt.— roger rabbit
- I used to believe that a cat's butt hole was on the tip of his tail.— PANTS
- I used to think girls peed from their butt.— Neil