when I was young I used to believe that underwear was a filter for farts. so then I thought that if I didn't wear any underwear they could smell worse. then I decided to play a joke on my brothers. so one day my brothers were in the living room watching TV. I decided not to wear any underwear, just my pants and I started running in circles and farting really hard and loud in the living room with my brothers in it so they could smell it. I had eaten a can of beans that day. And I kept saying, my farts are not filtered. but then, to my surprise, one of the farts came out wet and from that day on I always wore a pair.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- Because i could not see them, i thought my farts came out as green bubblesAnon
- Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?Anon
- i used to think that farts came out as a little orange cloud.— mh
- I use to believe I had holes in my bum cheeks for my farts to come out— jackL
- I used to think that motorcycles were propelled by farts.— Meredith
- I used to beleieve that farts can make you float.— I beleieve I can fly.....