when i was a child i believed that there was a little man inside me that used to push the poop out of me when he was ready
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- When I was a child I used to believe that cows gave ready butter.— Bane
- i used to think there were little mini oompa loompas inside of me that pushed the poop out of my buttAnon
- I believed that if I ate Ready Brek, I'd glow like in the TV ad. — Why Aren't I Glowing?
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- i believed that "birthmarks" were from poop stains from your mom when you were born.— Abberatia
- My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee