I pledge allegiance, to the spam of the united skates of america, and to the repugnant, for Richard Stanz, one naked, under God, Invisible, with liberty and puffed rice for all!
A childhood belief about the pledge
others believed things like this
- I thought the Pledge of Allegiance was "to the United Steaks of America," and that we were saying it to cows.— bessy
- I used to believe that the "Pledge" of Allegiance had something to do with our "Pledge" cleaner. — Pledge
- Through second grade I always concluded the pledge with '...indivisible, with liberty and just a straw.'— George
- I used to think it was the United STEAKS of America and that cows must be really important in the U.S.— Jake
- I used to believe that America was one of the states of the United States.— Limor
- my brother told me rice crispies were really fish eggs we gave to the goldfish. I never ate rice crispies.— johnboy