one of the preschoolers I work with had this priceless bit of wisdom:
Girl: why do I pee?
Me: I don't know, why do you pee?
Girl: because that's what comes out of my vagina
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- When I was younger, I saw Madonna's video for "Material Girl". I thought she was singing "I'm a Cheerio Girl"!— Greg
- I used to believe that the words to Michael Jacksons "Liberian Girl" were "librarian girl".— Paul
- That Madonna sang "I'm a cheerio girl" instead of material girl— HN
- I always thought instead of saying "Im a material girl" Madonna was saying "Im a cheerio girl".— Tiffany
- I used to believe that priceless meant free.— Neo
- I used to think that "priceless" meant free.— DAAA