When I first asked my parents where babies came from they told me they came from stoes and that I had been bought on half-pice at k-mart. I believed this until I was in fifth grade.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- My five-year-old cousin thinks that his parents purchased him from Wal-Mart.Anon
- My parents told me that babies were made from dimonds under cabbage patches, that would grow into a baby.Anon
- Until I tried it in 3rd grade, my parents told me that if I ate paper my poop would come out in packages.— The Mailman
- I used to believe that you would go into Wall*Mart and buy a baby for $5.50!— Sam
- i beleived that when someone bought a new house, they would swap with the person they bought it from— c
- I used to believe that your belly button was what held your top half to your bottom half...— Debelouwho