It was when I was in about kindergarten. We were to reply to the question 'What do you want to be when you grow up?' I figured that since an artist was someone who did art, than a racist was a race car driver. After I spoke my words proudly, the teachers and my parents, plus a bewildered audiance started cracking up.
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a racist is something like a person who loves to race on the racetrack.Anon
- After being told by my parents or relatives to "behave," I would usually reply: "I am being have."— Ed
- When i was in kindergarten, i used to think that i invented the words million and billion— Comonsnadama
- I used to believe that my school teachers lived inside the school and my school bus driver lived on the bus. Anon
- Anytime you had a question (any question at all) you just called the president.— Erin
- I wanted to grow up and be a truck. Not a truck driver, a truck. Anon