when i was younger, say 4 or 5, i use to think that the male's (unmentionable) was the same exact thing as your thumb wondered why it was (there). i asked my father why he has three thumbs, two on his hands and one (down there). he told me in a few years, i'll understand. i asked my friend that same question and he said "Why don't you know? I thought everyone had one." But, in a few years, i "understood."
-And so did my friend-
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I once asked a friend if test-tube babies had bellybuttons or not.
I was eighteen years old.Anon - My friend told me that if you sucked your thumb, your skin would get all mushy and your thumb would fall off.— Lauren
- When I was 5, I argued with a friend because I thought I never have been 3 years oldAnon
- When I was around seven years-old, my friend and I put a rock in a microwave and thought it would melt.— Lars
- one of my friend's was told by his father that if you didn't turn mirrors over the reflection would run out.— pri
- My friend Rod hates any kind of meringue pie because when he was 6 his father told him it was cow slobber.— Sean