When I was little I didn't know the meaning of the word "gay" other than meaning "happy" - so when bullies on the playground in elementary school asked me if I was gay, I said yes - until I found out what it meant. Turns out I was right the first time.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- when i first heard the name "blow job",i thought the meaning of that word was blowing a snot out of your nose.— myuka
- When I was in elementary school nuns cam to our school. I thought that 'nun' meant they had no religion.Anon
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- I believed that the word optimistic was something to do with opticians and being happy with your eyesight.Anon
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell
- When I was in elementary school, I believed my heart moved across my chest throughout the day.— Allison