When I was young, I thought the blind people's cars had, instead of headlights, a white cane, to try the ground for bumps, holes and stuff
A childhood belief about cars

others believed things like this
- When my wife was a kid, she used to think that highway speed bumps were for the blind.Anon
- I used to believe that cars were alive and their headlights were eyes.— Wiley
- I thought that people were like cars because cars have exhaust pipes, and people fart.— Matt
- My older brother told me that speed bumps were really dead people covered in cement.— Trina
- I thought that an ambassador was simply someone who wore a tuxedo, top hat, and a monocle, and held a cane.— GE
- I used to believe that blind dates were dates for people who were blind.Anon